Rachel Randall April 2011
Monday, March 07, 2011
All about Rachel Randall
 Rachel Randall is currently enjoying the good cheese, cheap wine and excellent trains of European living. She believes in evidence-based smut, and keeps a pet scientist in the house for peer review. Rachel draws inspiration from the kinky, classy, cool of London. She writes characters with interesting day jobs, who know what they want and how to ask for it-usually with a slow slide down to their knees. Her favourite words include "indulgence", "filthy", and "Here are your backstage passes to the Franz Ferdinand gig". One day she'll figure out how to get away with naming a character after Isambard Kingdom Brunel. How Rachel Randall got into Erotic Romance?
Once upon a time, I read The Valley of the Horses by Jean Auel. I soon realised that the naughty bits of novels were the best parts, AND EVEN BETTER, that some novels were made up entirely of naughty bits!
It was a Friday evening in Paris. I lingered on the balcony, ignoring the view over Montmartre in favour of the revelation that the man I'd been lusting after for three long years wanted me in return. Awkward, since I was at that party specifically to betray the gorgeous bastard.
Luckily, just then, the ninjas arrived. I tossed away my moral dilemma, reaching gratefully for my concealed Beretta instead. Their leader had broad shoulders and looked great in black. The way he slid so effortlessly down the dropline from the helicopter made me speculate on what else he could do with that rope.
"Come with me." An unplaceable accent coloured his command.
"Why?" I held the gun steady on him, even as his ninja minions cut off my escape.
"To write erotica," he said. There was invitation in the depraved curl of his mouth. Like he could force me, but it would be more fun if I did it willingly. For him.
Slowly, I lowered the gun. And I've been writing ever since. The Scoop!
Make mine a pistachio gelato or a mint-chocolate chip cone. Anything in the pale green range of ice cream products.
(Or, check out my website at rachelrandall.wordpress.com and my twitter at rachel_randall for all my latest news.) What Rachel Randall likes to read...
Emotional Smut. The good crack, with plenty of angst and longing, followed by lots of cathartic "Thank God, finally" sex.
Confident women. I write them, I want to read about them too. Before they love my heroes, they've got to love themselves first.
Tricksy plots. Give me an intelligent, original premise and I'll give you my heart.
A training montage. I am a slut for a decent training montage.
If you know of a magical book that contains all four elements, tell me and I'll adore you forever. My own recs? Guy Gavriel Kay's lush fantasies do it for me every time.
INTERVIEWThe Sensible Questions:- 1.How have your life experiences affected your writing?
- Like many authors, I start with a kernel of my own personal truth then embellish it into someone else's. If my life experiences so far - from the grand and terrible extremes of love and loss, to the minutiae of daily doings - have strengthened my world-and character-building, I'm very happy to have lent myself to the cause.
And I lived in London, which, just, well.
- 2.Which of your characters is your favourite, and why?
- For the men, the very naughty Valentine from Taking It Off and His Christmas Present without a doubt. I love him. I'd write him again in a millisecond.
For the women, probably Playing with Prudence's Pru. She struggles so beautifully to come to terms with who she is, but she's always true to herself. I admire her.
I'm also partial to the evil fairy in The Festival Spirit, but that's because she's bad-ass and I'm predictable like that.
- 3.What heat level do you enjoy writing most, and why?
- I like writing a simmering build-up, because then you get this really sharp intensity when everything combusts in climax.
- 4.What authors have influenced you most (not necessarily in the romance genre)?
- Agatha Christie. She's known for her fiendish plots, but it's the quiet character moments that really sell her books. My biggest lesson from Dame Agatha? Every bit of dialogue, every observation made, needs to link to the greater whole; in other words, know what you're doing and why, at all times.
Dick Francis. He's the master of simplicity-he takes what should be the same formula and, at his best, manages to keep it dazzlingly fresh. Francis also gave me my love of finding interesting professions for my characters. Why not make someone a diamond merchant, a caterer, an architect, and see how it makes them tick?
Douglas Adams. There is humour in everything; find it and don't panic.
- 5.Which comes to you first when you write, the basic premise of the plot, or the characters?
- Either or-it's a must-write scenario that snares my imagination, or it's characters who won't let me go until I've brought them to life. It's not the most restful way to approach writing, let me tell you.
- 6.What is the biggest lesson that you've learned since you began writing?
- I never knew the true meaning of the word "excuse" until I found a million for every night I don't feel like writing after a day at work. But when I do write, it's too good a time not to do it more.
- 7.Describe your writing space.
- My local idyll. Great for puzzling over plot points, just beware the bumblebees.
My little balcony. Al fresco writing and a spot of lunch on a sunny day.
My dining room table. Get the index cards out!
My "scope for imagination". I love cities-their electric buzz, their endless life.My local idyll.
 My little balcony.
My dining room table.
 My "scope for imagination".

The Naughty Questions:
- How many toys do you have in your toy-box? (and we don't mean Barbie dolls!)
- To my frustration, though Amsterdam is considered one of the kink capitals of the world, I have yet to find a decent women's toyshop here in my 'hood. I miss London's utterly fabulous Sh! Women's Store (and for my more decadent moods, Coco de Mer). But the sheer erotic excess of Amsterdam's streets more than makes up for it.
- What or who does your ideal man look like?
- Give me dangerous, dark-haired, dark-eyed beauties in suits.
And gorgeously touchable blondes.
Above all, tempt me.
Audrey
 Richard
Becks
 Temptation!

Are any of the sexy scenes in your books based on real life?Sure, but there's very little that can't be improved by the addition of more cock!What kind of clothing do you like to wear in order to feel sexy?I subscribe to a very simple sartorial philosophy: What Would Cate Blanchett Do?What kind of clothing do you think makes men look sexy?If you thought I was going to say three-piece worsted wool, you are so, so right. But accessories are important too, don't you agree? Tattoos, mmm. Well-inked sleeves of tattoos to discover when you strip off the shirt and jacket. Yes, please.What is the most outrageously naughty thing you've ever done?Switched teams part way through play!
ReleasesRachel Randall's ReleasesPlaying with Prudence - Genre: Historical-Victorian/ BDSM/ Bondage
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Novel
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-502-3
- Total-E-Bound
Fantasies are even better when they're shared.
Prudence loves the sexy games her husband arranges for her, and she craves the punishment for losing as much as the pleasures of victory. Edward is frustrated, however, that Pru denies them both her true submission by telling herself they are only playing.
A visit from Major Harry Sterling, their oldest friend, offers an erotic opportunity to push Pru past her boundaries. She's always fantasised about having Harry, but will sharing her body with another help Pru fully surrender to the man she loves? Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:"Raise your hands higher, Clarke. If I have to tell you again, I won't touch you at all tonight."
Obediently, Pru lifted her arms, knowing he would otherwise make good on his threat. The heavy silken cord that bound her wrists together was tight enough to chafe. Edward - for her Ned was Edward at these times - pulled at the tail of the cord until the line ran smoothly through the ornate iron hook on her dressing room wall. The knot he'd made snagged into place, keeping her arms firmly where Edward wanted them. She was suspended from the hook, just on the verge of needing to go on tiptoe, and her body trembled briefly with the effort of finding and maintaining her balance.
He released the line, stepping very close. Her bare breasts tingled at the sudden proximity of his heat. With his shirt stripped off, she could make out the sheen of perspiration clinging to his olive skin. He was an active man, a gorgeous specimen, and Pru was utterly in thrall to his body, as always. The hollows at his hips, the cording of his forearms, the ridges on his abdomen - she longed to paint them with her tongue as well as with brush and canvas. He would let her, too, but only when he chose the moment.
"What gives you the right to disapprove of me?" Edward was asking her softly. His pupils were widening black inkblots against the blue of his irises. "I asked you to do one simple thing..." He sighed and turned away, moving to the washbasin. "You were very disappointing."
Her eyes narrowed as she stared at the broad muscles of his back.
Disappointing. This from a man who three hours ago had pushed her down onto the dining table, shoved up her dress and fucked her to his completion. She squirmed, remembering the feeling of his come trickling down the crease of her thigh and the way he'd panted against her back.
Her involuntary movements disrupted her fragile balance - she twisted for a panicked moment before the knot creaked loudly against the hook as her weight redistributed.
He sauntered back towards her, a wet flannel dangling from casual fingers.
She said quickly, "The challenge was only to see if he remembered me, not to make him uncomfortable. The way Harry looked at me-"
Edward's head tilted with hungry interest. "Harry, is it?"
Pru bit her lip. He liked nothing more than to provoke her, and she liked nothing less than the inevitability of his victory.
"He remembered you, but only after I pushed you to his attention. Perhaps you're not as memorable as you think." He paused to let that sink in before gentling his tone. "My dear Clarke. If anything made Harry uncomfortable it was your ineptitude."
A quick flick of his wrist sent the flannel snapping out against her naked hip. She cried out at the stinging pain. He ignored her whine.
"If the way that Harry was looking at you is worth remark, can you imagine how you looked at him? Ah, yes, I see you do know, Clarke. You were devouring that big golden body of his as though he was a particularly delicious-" He stopped. Smiled, very slowly. "What happened between you this afternoon?" Taking It Off - Genre: Contemporary
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Short Story
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-467-5
- Total-E-Bound
Valentine's got a talent for finding the right fit-whether it's matching an executive to a job or finding a lover for himself-but he's never had a first impression like Lucy before.
Commandeered by the intriguing stranger at a luxury London department store, Valentine's more than happy to provide the masculine opinion Lucy demands. After all, watching her model fabulous cocktail dresses, saucy shoes and mouth-watering lingerie is his pleasure.
He soon realises that he wants more than just one seductive afternoon with the luscious Lucy. Getting under those new clothes will be a challenge since she's gone back to New York, but he's not the only one being driven mad by the heat of their long-distance flirtation. Now Valentine just needs to convince his little tease that the best part of trying things on is taking them off again. What the reviewers are saying"Taking It Off is one of the very few books I've read where the sexual tension is so bloody high just that alone is enough. It sizzles, it underlies every single thing Valentine and Lucy do, and you'll find yourself racing towards the end to see if the promise of an excellent sex scene was worth the wait. My God is it." - Miz Love & Crew Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:The Herve Leger bandage dress was gloriously short, gloriously form-fitting. Lucy gave him a slow spin, her eyes heavy-lidded and unreadable as she posed for him. Her arse was a gorgeous inverted heart and the dress hugged what it could, cradling her curves and tugging them into prominence. The one-shoulder neckline brought the elegant slope of her throat, the musculature of her exposed shoulder into sharp relief. And when she completed the turn, facing him with breasts and thighs and waist painted in tight gradations of peach-orange-white, he really was done for.
"Oh," he said, because it was either that or bloody well moan out loud.
"You approve?"
He let out that moan after all. "Christ, you're a tease."
She gave him a loaded look before disappearing back into the fitting room.
He was still thinking about peeling it off her, slowly, when she re-emerged wearing the dress he knew she'd go home with.
Valentine moved towards her, more to give himself an excuse to interfere with the perfect lines of it on her body than out of a need to see it any closer. It was her, pure and simple, and he'd always loved the assurance of a well-dressed woman, one who knew her power and owned it.
He held a breath as she turned for him-there were velvet panels slashed into the not-quite-black fabric. At her right shoulder, like a medal, a buckle shone. Lower, at her hip, was another, right where it would draw the eye and his wandering hands.
She was clearly waiting for his reaction, but he found himself suddenly reluctant. "Well..."
"I love it," she said, without hesitation.
He gave in. "It is perfect."
"Undo me?"
Taking her by the shoulders, he slowly turned her, savouring the feeling of manhandling her into another position. Then he stroked gently down the velvet stripe that ran parallel to the zipper.
She reached behind her to graze her fingers across his set jaw, very, very lightly. Watching him in the mirror, she smiled. "Don't look so worried, Valentine, we're not done yet. I need to buy shoes and underwear too."
Relief made him giddy as he slid the zipper down. She was wearing a white bra and there was a beauty mark on her left shoulder blade. "I might need to see quite a few knickers before I'll be able to advise."
"Oh, I'm not so sure of that. You seem like a man who knows exactly what he wants." His Christmas Present - Genre: Multiple Partners/ Seasonal-Christmas
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Novella
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-367-8
- Total-E-Bound
You are cordially commanded to attend my Christmas revel...
When London cabbie Tim drives the gorgeous Diana to a costume party, he eagerly accepts her invitation to stay. He soon learns that this is no ordinary holiday bash-it's an exclusive sex party, where saucy secret Santa favours are exchanged and even the Christmas tree's hung-with condoms.
Diana has chosen Tim as the perfect gift for their charismatic host, Max. But before Max gets to unwrap his Christmas present, the other guests want to play naughty and nice with his new boy-toy.
Tim's in for a very sexy Christmas Eve. Welcome to the party. What the reviewers are saying"Properly representing a sex party is difficult at best but Ms. Randall pulls it off splendidly...the prose was beautiful and the dialogue felt very natural...Ms. Randall is a very talented writer and I do look forward to reading more of her books..." - Whipped Cream Reviews
"His Christmas Present was a very hot read. It was short but it was filled with sex that was explicit and very hot. I really enjoyed the story line...The characters were fun...I greatly enjoyed the story." - Night Owl Romance
"Love, love, loved His Christmas Present...It's the voice, the writing, and the dynamics of the relationships forming that are the important parts. I just...I can't praise the voice enough. It's lush." - Miz Love & Crew Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:His fare was dressed like Charles Dickens' wet dream.
"What do you think?" she asked him.
Tim glanced away from the road just long enough to get an impressive view of plumped cleavage and a rouged mouth and cheeks. "Aren't you cold?" he asked, eyes safely back on the windscreen. With the driving snow and black ice patches to navigate, the only curves he could spare concentration for were the hedge-lined hairpins of the country road.
"Worth it though," she said, and he could hear the satisfied grin in her voice without needing to look again in the mirror.
Bankers drinking late had been his original thought when he'd decided to take one last fare before calling it a night. With Christmas Eve shopping still raging for the last-minute desperate on Regent Street, he'd been confident of finding a few guilty fathers needing a ride to Hamley's. Instead, he'd picked up the Victorian tart from the corner of St Mary Axe. When she'd told him in her public school purr that she was looking for a lift to deepest darkest Surrey and could he possibly help a damsel in distress, he'd decided she would suit just fine.
He'd recognised her immediately, even in all her fancy get-up, and she'd remembered him too.
"Diana," she'd said. "I never introduced myself before. And you're Driver Tim, who got me to my meeting on time. How lovely to see you again."
He'd driven her before from the Gherkin in a breakneck race to Canada Water. That day her spectacular breasts had been dressed for the boardroom. Money and entitlement had risen off her like perfume. But she'd spared him a cheeky wink, her blouse gaping and her pinstripe skirt riding up her thighs as she'd overpaid the tab. And now she was back in his cab-”who said there weren't such things as Christmas miracles?
Tonight they'd been chatting since she'd clambered into his backseat with her enormous dress and festive shopping bags. Better to listen to her playful teasing than the same old autotune carols on the radio. And those curving pink lips and little flashes of white teeth were an even nicer tip than the tenner the last punter had given him.
"I wore this to work today," she was saying. "Nothing quite like distracting bond traders with tastefully historic tits and arse."
He didn't buy that line for a second. He'd seen enough of her now to know the flighty girly act was just that, and he had no doubt she'd earned every rung of her boardroom rank. But she seemed to expect a response in kind, so he obliged. "You're like the National Trust on Viagra," he assured her and was treated to another glimpse of her wide smile.
"It was good fun, though I don't recommend sitting through meetings with whalebone digging into your soft bits. Have you ever dressed up?"
"Yeah..." Tim chuckled at the memory. "Utter disaster. I saw this bloke a few times, he bought me some leather. Felt like a right tosser."
She hummed in response to that. "You're into men then?" She flicked her polished nails against the transparent safety barrier between them. The click-clatter of them so untouchably near made his small hairs stand up to attention, stirred places lower as well.
"Men and women," he said, with an inviting smile at her in the mirror.
"Very generous of you to let both sexes make you feel like a tosser."
Tim laughed and she leant forward, the dress creaking, chest heaving, this was his lucky night.
Rachel Randall's BacklistPlease Note - Some of the following links will take you to other publishers websites. Total-e-bound is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.The Festival Spirit - Genre Ménage a trois / contemporary / supernatural
ISBN 978-0-85715-189-6 - Publisher Total-E-Bound
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