Justine Elyot June 2011
Wednesday, June 01, 2011
All about Justine Elyot
 If I ever put a pen down during my childhood and teenage years, it was only to pick up a book. I was an obsessive diarist and wrote reams of proto-fanfiction stories to amuse my friends until, at eighteen, real life took over and the pen got lost.
I picked it up again five years ago, writing fanfiction for fun, then moving on to original erotica, which I posted on the internet. The encouraging response I got for this led me to submit a manuscript to the legendary British erotica publisher, Black Lace. They rejected the manuscript, but were keen to look over some shorter pieces and, after accepting these, they offered me a contract for a longer book.
On Demand was published in December 2009, the swan song of this wonderful publishing house, and is to date my bestselling work - hitting number one in the UK erotica charts on Amazon for several months.
I live in England and, when I'm not writing, I'm often indulging my passions for history, music and, um, hot men. Not necessarily in that order *wink*. How Justine Elyot got into Erotic Romance?
When I was writing fanfiction, I didn't really think in terms of genre, but at some point it became clear to me that what I was writing was erotic romance - relationship-focused stories that didn't shut the bedroom door on the readers when the characters got close. I had no idea at the time that this genre existed outside fanfiction, but I was quite excited when I found out. The Scoop!
I have lots of projects on the go, which is typical of me at any time, but one thing I'm wildly excited about is my first (and quite possibly last) public reading, which is taking place in London in early July at the invitation of no less a luminary than the brilliant erotica writer and editor, Rachel Kramer Bussel. So, if you're a fan of the literary and lascivious, do check out the details from Sh!Womenstore, where the July 2nd reading will be happening. What Justine Elyot likes to read...
The list could go on forever. If I level my scattergun at my bookshelves, it might hit P G Wodehouse, Sarah Waters, T S Eliot, Elizabeth Gaskell, Kate Atkinson, Baroness Orczy...you get the picture.
In terms of erotica and romance, I have another long list of must-read authors. Kristina Lloyd was the first Black Lace author I read, and still one of the very best. For the paranormal side of things, it's hard to beat Janine Ashbless. I adore Charlotte Stein's voice and style, while a newer writer who has impressed me is Rachel Randall. I must confess, though, I try not to read too much erotic romance in case I find myself unconsciously replicating other writers' voices - a trick my memory often plays on me.
INTERVIEWThe Sensible Questions:- 1.How have your life experiences affected your writing?
- The longer you live, the more you learn. I've been around several blocks a score of times, so describing the journey has become much easier now I know the scenery so well.
- 2.Which of your characters is your favourite, and why?
- Often, it's the character I'm writing at the time, but of everyone in my published work, it's Sophie, the narrator of my first book, On Demand. She is endlessly curious, unjudgemental, smart but a bit vulnerable, and she keeps a lot of herself in reserve. I'd like to write about her again, and perhaps I will.
- 3.What heat level do you enjoy writing most, and why?
- This varies enormously, depending on my mood at the time. Sometimes I want elderflower fizz and sometimes I want flaming sambucca. Or - usually - something in between.
- 4.What authors have influenced you most (not necessarily in the romance genre)?
- I took Oscar Wilde's maxim that life is too important to be taken seriously to heart early on in life. One of my aunts once claimed to have uncovered a genealogical link to the great man, but I don't think she could ever prove it. I wish she could - he remains my ultimate literary idol.
- 5.Which comes to you first when you write, the basic premise of the plot, or the characters?
- Usually the characters. But not always, by any means. Sometimes neither! Sometimes - in fact, quite often - just one scene in the middle of the whole thing.
- 6.What is the biggest lesson that you've learned since you began writing?
- Second-guessing other people's taste is a losing game. If you write what you love and nobody wants it, at least you've enjoyed the process (and hopefully learned from it).
- 7.Describe your writing space.
- My workspace just changed from Dell to Samsung!My Dell - from this...
 My Samsung - to this...

The Naughty Questions:
- How many toys do you have in your toy-box? (and we don't mean Barbie dolls!)
- Ummm...let me go and count. I think between twenty and thirty. Is that specific and yet also vague enough?
- What or who does your ideal man look like?
- My life is essentially one long cycle of obsessive crushes. They come and go and wax and wane, though a couple have been constant. These two, for instance, are long-standing:
1) Pic of Alan Rickman - "the original and still the best"
2) Pic of Richard Armitage - "nobody does tall, dark and handsome like this man"
3) Pic of divine French bloke - "this is the crush du jour."
Alan
 French bloke!
Richard

Are any of the sexy scenes in your books based on real life?Only in terms of many of them being based on generic sex acts that many people, including me, might have indulged in. But the scenarios themselves are always more extravagant, and more cunningly choreographed, than anything I have actually done. So 'based on a true story' in the movie sense of being embellished and overdramatised to the point where the true story is basically abandoned - yes, now and again.What kind of clothing do you like to wear in order to feel sexy?Things that nip in and flare out.What kind of clothing do you think makes men look sexy?You cannot beat a well-cut suit and some shiny boots. Unless you are talking big piratical linen shirts and tight britches, of course.What is the most outrageously naughty thing you've ever done?I claim the Fifth. Which, as a British person, I'm not even sure I'm entitled to do.
ReleasesJustine Elyot's ReleasesHoneytrapped - Genre: Contemporary
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Short Story
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-493-4
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It's her job to snare him, but this trap might be more complicated than she thought.
When Tilly went into business as a private detective, she thought it would be all brilliant deductive reasoning and car chases. She was not prepared for the deluge of calls from suspicious lovers hiring her to entrap their love rat partners, but when times are hard, you take what's on offer - which is how, despite two left feet, she came to find herself learning the Argentine tango.
But is the tango teaching lothario all he seems to be? And when he makes his hot Latin moves on her, will she really be able to stay professional and resist them?
Tilly finds herself tangled up in the tango, hot on the tail of a mystery. She even manages to fit in a car chase, though the brilliant deductive reasoning doesn't work out so well. But where her brain might miss out, her body certainly doesn't. They don't call sex the horizontal tango for nothing, it seems. What the reviewers are saying"So, if you need a little something to get you through the day, this is definitely a great choice. Will definitely be checking out more by this author, able to create an interesting and super sexy tale so quickly. I can only imagine how wonderful her longer ones are!" - Black Lagoon Reviews
"This is a very quick read, and I can't say much about the plot or characters without giving away major spoilers. I will say thatHoneytrapped is packed with plenty of wicked sex between an unlikely pair of fun characters - a sultry dance instructor and an awkward private detective with two left feet." - Book of Secrets Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:Tilly Turner was not sure wearing a wire was such a good look. The strip of duct tape securing it just beneath her left breast pulled uncomfortably every time she moved - and this evening, she was moving a lot. But if the mini-microphone was uncomfortable, the wretched three-inch sparkly heels were ten times worse. True, they gave her much-needed height and stature, and they made her booty sway inside its thin covering of glitzy nylon like animated peaches, but a peachy butt was not acceptable compensation for a broken ankle.
"Oh God, sorry," she muttered once more to the suave elderly gent guiding her around the sprung floor of the Colliton community centre.
"Take it easy," he said again. "Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. It takes time to master the tango."
He had that right. Who would believe that Tilly 'Two Left Feet' Turner would ever be spotted at an evening class devoted to the Argentine tango? Certainly not her old school friends, who couldn't even prevail upon her to do some freestyle flailing to the Arctic Monkeys at Indie Night in the local nightclub.
"I don't do dancing," she always told them. "Dancing is for people who sway. I lurch. Lurchers should never dance."
"Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow," dictated the teacher from the front of the hall, directing the crumpled hordes of would-be passionate lovers of all ages, sexes, heights, weights and social profiles. Tilly's gent was one of the more fragrant members of the group; her first partner had been a sweaty man in a soaked football shirt. It had come as a massive relief to find that partners were swapped every ten minutes or so, to give each dancer the opportunity to shimmy with an expert.
"I'm okay with the slow, it's the quick that floors me," Tilly said.
"Just concentrate." His smile was polite but frosty. Sempre - Genre: Contemporary
- Rating: Total-e-Sizzling
- e-Book: Short Story
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-460-6
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Life imitates the passionate art of the opera when Julia finds herself caught between her two leading men.
Julia's dream of singing the role of Tosca in Rome is set to become reality. But when her new leading man inspires the same reaction offstage as he does on, she truly begins to understand how her character must have felt. Especially when the villain of the piece is hell bent on replicating his role as dark seducer into the bargain.
When certain information about her lover's turbulent background is revealed, Julia must fight for their relationship - and try to thwart the machinations of the baritone, who covets her for himself. Will passion triumph against the odds? Or will Julia's love story, like Tosca's, end in tragedy? Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:From the wings of the Teatro dell'Opera, Julia indulged the secret thrill that hearing the dramatic opening chords of Tosca always elicited. Even now, six months after the audition, she had to remind herself that hard work and dedication had got her here, not the fairies. And no, it was not a dream either. Starring opposite two of Italy's most celebrated male singers was no longer an ambition. It was reality. Or, at least, it had been, until yesterday.
"Have you seen him yet?" Liddy, a chorus member and Julia's closest friend here in Rome bustled through the safety curtain, eyes bright.
"Seen who?"
"Tempi's replacement. The new Cavaradossi."
"Oh, is he here? I didn't think he'd get here so soon. Thought Rolando was going to understudy for the rest of the week. Who have they got?"
"Nobody knows him. Apparently he's on loan from some company out in the boondocks, if they have boondocks in Italy."
"What's his na- "
A man barged through them and out onto the stage. He turned to face the auditorium, which was empty but for the orchestra and director, before opening his mouth and setting free the most perfect sound Julia had ever heard.
"Who…is that?" The words fell quietly from her stunned, slack jaw.
"See! I told you!" Liddy grasped Julia's elbow, urgent fingers dimpling the skin.
"You didn't tell me anything. Seriously, this is Tempi's replacement? Who is he?"
"His name is Luca."
"Does he live on the second floor?" Julia referred to the Suzanne Vega song.
"What?"
"Don't worry. I'm raving. He's…well, for one thing, he has a stupendous voice."
"And for another," Liddy said, "he could stunt-double for Adonis."
"Yeah. He's…nice."
"You don't go for handsome men, do you, though?" Liddy sighed. She had spent the last few months of rehearsal trying to fix Julia up with a selection of Rome's most eligible bachelors. Competitive Nature - Genre: Ménage á Trois MFM
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Novella
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-324-1
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They competed against each other at school, but now that they are all grown-up and free to express their feelings of attraction, can three old friends turn competition into co-operation?
Elyssa, Jay and Patrick spent their school years in friendly but fierce competition with each other before drifting apart as adults. A reunion brings them back into each other's orbits, forcing them to acknowledge the old regrets and attractions they had thought long-buried.
Now the two men are in competition again - but this time it is for Elyssa's heart, body and soul. Will the best man win? Or is there a third way that will suit them all? Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:The old place still smelt the same, like over-boiled vegetables sealed in varnish, and the zigzag of the parquet was like an old friend, but there were different, newer, more golden names on the Honours Board now. Hers was still there, if you looked hard enough...'1995 - Head Girl - Elyssa Bradshaw'. The names that accompanied hers still gave her that little thump-thump of the heart when she didn't look away quickly enough. 'Head Boy - Jay Marriott'. Oh dear, what a blow that had been to 'Captain of Sports - Patrick Robertson'. At the time, she'd thought their strange friendship would never recover. And in a way, it hadn't.
"Do you think Jay and Patrick will come?" asked her old friend Juliet, helping her lug the punch bowl across the hall to a white-clothed table. "Do you still hear from them?"
"Oh, no. I haven't heard from them since, um, I think it must be at least ten years. I used to see Jay a bit, what with going to the same university, but we kind of drifted. You know how it is. Life gets in the way."
"It sure does. Let's not let it get in the way again, eh?"
Elyssa smiled. She would not have guessed that Juliet, the raver of her year, would be an interior designer and mother of four at the age of thirty-three. Juliet, though, would probably have accurately predicted Elyssa's path in life, she realised with an odd jolt of depression. Single, career-focused, travelling the globe from conference to conference, unable to commit to even a cat - it had been exactly what she'd wanted at twenty-one, but now…no point getting despondent. Life had got in the way of...life. That was what it did.
"No. I mean, everyone has email now. Facebook. No excuse to lose touch again."
"I'm holding you to that."
"Do you remember our first day?" Elyssa looked around at the handsome, spacious hall, taking herself back to the shy eleven-year-old hiding behind her fringe in the welcome assembly. "I thought this place was so huge. So scary."
"I remember old Vickers asking that question about how many pupils there were in the whole school. And Jay and Patrick's hands going up like a shot. Then Patrick got sent out for elbowing Jay in the ribs when he got chosen to answer."
Elyssa laughed, but there was a wistful pang behind the laughter, closing up her throat. "And they were like that for the next seven years."
"You were just as bad."
"I wasn't!"
"Oh, come on! You tore up that history essay you wrote when Patrick got a better mark."
"I didn't! Did I? Oh, actually, I think I did. God, we were donkeys, weren't we?"
"Asses! But clever ones."
"That's an oxymoron. I'm more of an Oxford moron." "Morons don't get into Oxford."
"I don't know. I did. Anyway, let's change the subject! Did you or did you not snog Robbie Whitman at the Year Eleven disco? You never did confess."
Justine Elyot's BacklistPlease Note - Some of the following links will take you to other publishers websites. Total-e-bound is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.Master Me - Genre BDSM, Bondage
ISBN 978-0-85715-334-0ISBN Print978-0-85715-400-2 - Publisher Total-E-Bound
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Seeing Stars - Genre Sci-fi, Futuristic
ISBN 978-0-85715-540-5 - Publisher Total-E-Bound
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On Demand - Genre Contemporary
ISBN 0352345438 - Publisher Black Lace
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The Business of Pleasure - Genre Contemporary
ISBN 9781907016424 - Publisher Xcite Books
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The Choirmaster - Genre BDSM
ISBN 978-1-60592-226-3 - Publisher Noble Romance
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Cat and Mouse - Genre Erotic Romance
ISBN B004X6UMMI - Publisher Resplendence Publishing
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