Lily Harlem September 2011
Thursday, September 01, 2011
All about Lily Harlem
 I live in the UK with my husband and several pets including an incredibly fat cat, Rupert, who sits on my lap and keeps me warm during the cold winter months. Before picking up a career in writing I worked as a nurse in London, spending most of my time in the Emergency Department. During these years I worked hard and played hard, definitely burning the candle at both ends, and this is where I met the love of my life who was also working hard (and still does) and married him two years later.Now I live in the countryside and enjoy a slower pace of life, which includes walking on the beach with my dog, spending time pottering around my cottage garden and searching markets for new trinkets for my home which has become a constant work in progress.I love to travel with Mr H and with girlfriends and I have recently been to Thailand and the US. I find it hard to choose between lying on a beach with a cocktail in Phuket or belting around 5th Avenue rocketing up the credit card bill! It's all so much fun. Now that writing has gripped me I can't imagine doing anything else, there wouldn't be time, I simply have too many stories waiting to spill out of my head onto the laptop. How Lily Harlem got into Erotic Romance?
I kind of stumbled across my genre. I'd been doing a creative writing course at university, part time as something to do when we had moved from the city, and I had a huge pile of assignments, a real collection of short stories in all manner of styles and which sat in many different genres. I decided since I'd spent so many hours on them I'd see if I could enter some into competitions, or even submit for publication.While I was trawling the internet for suitable publishers etc I came across a competition sponsored by Love Honey (an on-line sex shop). They wanted a steamy short story to get them all hot under the collar, something down and dirty, raunchy and rude. Well, I'd never written anything like that, it just wasn't on the syllabus of my course, but, it was a quiet Sunday afternoon, and I decided to have a go. Well, I blushed and squirmed the whole way through writing Madam President, but I completely adored the finished product, checked for typos and hit send. I didn't think much more about it until I got a phone call a month later saying I had won first place!!!! I was overjoyed and realized that I had found my niche - erotic romance. You can read Madam President for FREE on my website. The Scoop!
The big thing I've been doing lately is a co-author with the fabulous Natalie Dae. We've been good friends for a while, always have a really crazy, non-stop natter about writing (and everything else) when we get together, and after beta reading several of each other's books, we decided to have a bash at writing one together. Our styles were similar and we hoped they would complement one another. Natalie kicked started it in her wonderfully eloquent style and then we took turns at bashing out the scenes. It quite literally poured from us, we both had so many ideas and the incredibly loving but also obscenely rude couple who are the stars of the novel just kept calling to us for more!!When it was written we pondered on a title, many ideas were bounced around, but finally, we settled on the phrase we'd been using when talking about our project, it just seemed to fit so well, sum up exactly what was in those pages, so it is now called, officially, That Filthy Book. Keep an eye on Total-E-Bound's websites for news of its release. What Lily Harlem likes to read...
Of course I have to say Natalie Dae, not because she's my friend, but because she is so sublimely talented and seems to have an endless well of juicy ideas.I also adore Kristina Lloyd - particularly Asking For Trouble. Justine Elyot and Lisabet Sarai. Many a time I have dipped happily into a raunchy Maya Banks or Lora Leigh.As a rule I enjoy contemporary stuff, I like it rude, BDSM is great, but I also like some sweetness too.
INTERVIEWThe Sensible Questions:- 1.How have your life experiences affected your writing?
- I would say definitely so. Working in a busy hospital department meant I met so many different people from all walks of life so it's impossible for some of them not to have stayed with me when it comes to my characters.Also I think having a whole gaggle of nurses and doctors as friends who were always up to something, partying, having relationships - disastrous and successful - getting into fixes, has given me a bank of situations and dilemmas to call on for inspiration. I still love catching up with the old gang, there is always steamy gossip.
- 2.Which of your characters is your favourite, and why?
- I adore Kat from Thief. She is so self-obsessed, so independent, or so she likes to think, because there are many different layers to her and as I created her I couldn't help but admire her despite the fact that she is an immoral, thieving, liar. Luckily, John, my hero in the book, also manages, eventually, to see through the veneer she has built around herself.
- 3.What heat level do you enjoy writing most, and why?
- Oh, the hotter the better. I love it steamy, saucy and a little bit different. I'm not massively into writing about dungeons and chains, that's been done lots of times and I enjoy reading it, I like ordinary couples, in ordinary settings having extraordinary sexual experiences.
- 4.What authors have influenced you most (not necessarily in the romance genre)?
- Probably some of the classics like Hemmingway for example, who never wrote something down unless it was relevant to the plot or the character. I try to keep that in mind to prevent waffle when I write.
- 5.Which comes to you first when you write, the basic premise of the plot, or the characters?
- Neither, I am a bit of scene girl. I have a situation in my head, a scene or two, vivid and real with characters and sex, and work a plot around it. How did they get there, why is that so intense and special for them, how would they move forward from it?
- 6.What is the biggest lesson that you've learned since you began writing?
- That some people will love my books and other won't. I had two comments on Goodreads recently about the same novella..."This story is disturbing on so many levels."And..."Hot, hot, hot, I didn't want it to end."Just goes to show you can't please all of the people all of the time.
- 7.Describe your writing space.
- Pretty and relaxed, girly and romantic. I have an amazing view over my back garden and onto the meadows beyond which are full of ponies, sheep, wild geese and badgers. Sometimes I sit and stare for hours as stories rattle around my head, slotting themselves into place. It's very soothing, living somewhere so peaceful after the constant sounds, smells and busyness of London.Lily's laptop
 Lily's View
Lily's view in the winter
 A lovely sea view...

The Naughty Questions:
- How many toys do you have in your toy-box? (and we don't mean Barbie dolls!)
- Couldn't give you an accurate answer because the collection is constantly growing.
- What or who does your ideal man look like?
- I like a man to look like a man. I'm not opposed so some prettiness, I can appreciate it, but the should -have-shaved look, big wide shoulders and an absolute lack of vanity really works for me. Here are some pics of hotties I could sit and stare at, quite happily, for a while....oh, and did I mention I have a complete obsession about male armpits. Phew, I'm getting hot thinking about them!!
Mmmmmm
 A favourite of Lily's
Risqué
 Delectable armpit

Are any of the sexy scenes in your books based on real life?Mmm, maybe not whole scenes, but definitely elements, and certainly feelings and emotions that go with some acts.What kind of clothing do you like to wear in order to feel sexy?If I am going to a party, a dress, something little and pretty, in the bedroom, well, nice underwear, black usually, stockings too.What kind of clothing do you think makes men look sexy?I have a real thing for black roll necks. I don't know why, but a guy in jeans and a black sweater that fits him nice, stretched across a broad chest and skims a neat, muscular back, really gets me flushed in the winter. I must have had a yummy experience way back when to have that as a particular thing, needless to say Mr H has a good collection of black sweaters, all bought by me!What is the most outrageously naughty thing you've ever done?I'm never naughty - ha - of course I am, but it would be telling really. I guess though, if I have to say something, it would be saying I'm in one place and going somewhere else to my parents when I was a teenager. I did that a LOT!
ReleasesLily Harlem's ReleasesThief - Genre: Contemporary
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Super Novel
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-263-3
- Total-E-bound
Kat uses her female charm and womanly attributes to pinch elite cars for her unscrupulous boss, Carlos. But when John Taylor becomes her latest hit, Kat finds herself at the receiving end of a gentle, expert seduction by a man who's not all he appears.Despite their night of passion, Kat has no choice but to take John's car-Carlos knows where she lives. What she doesn't bargain on is so does John!In a week of sex and danger, honesty and kink, the immoral couple become inextricably tangled in one another's lives. Emotions and desires reach boiling point as they push each other to their limits in and out of the bedroom.Can each handle the other and will they ever be able to trust one another enough to open their hearts? What the reviewers are saying"Thief is fast paced, contemporary erotic romance that combines a large dose of lust with a bit of intrigue...I really enjoyed Thief and will miss the antics of John and Kat" - Just Erotic Romance Reviews"..you'll love Thief. A cool plot, great dialogue, funny moments, and lots of sexual tension. What more could you ask for?" - Miz Love Loves Books Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:In the next room, each of the four walls were crammed full of DVDs, all highlighted by spotlights. The spotlights made it far too warm, and Kat felt her cheeks flush. "What are we doing here?" she asked again, finally stopping her forward momentum now John had removed his hand from her lower back.
"I thought we could do with some light entertainment." He flicked his gaze around. "There's not much on TV we both want to watch."
"What are you on about?" she snapped.
"Well, you clearly couldn't stand the war film last night."
Kat shook her head incredulously. "You brought me here because of that?"
"No." He lowered his head to hers. "I brought you here because I want to get to know the real Kat, what really turns you on. You choose a DVD and so will I. It will be very revealing about our deepest, darkest desires."
Kat swallowed. He was challenging her again, daring her to pick a subject. Something that would get her hot then he would nag away at it like a fingernail on an insect bite.
"You never know," he went on. "We might choose the same fantasy and then we'll know we were destined to be together."
"Oh, shut up, will you? This is a business arrangement, as well you know."
John shrugged and lifted his brows.
"What's that look for?" Kat demanded.
"Business partners don't usually get quite as intimate as we have." John twitched his brows.
"Have, that's right, have in the past tense."
He winked again, and before she could move away, he pressed a sharp kiss to her lips. "We'll see. I'm going to have a look at the stuff in the front room. You start browsing."
Kat slammed her hands to her hips and tutted. Why was he kissing her, and what the hell did he mean, 'we'll see'? She spun away from his retreating back; she didn't want to look at his perfect, denim-encased rear.
Her eyes peeled over the titles in front of her. Lesbians lick Lilly, Cunts that Beg, and The Sailor's Sperm Wails were just a few. She reached out a finger and touched the frozen face of a woman on the cover of a yellow box. She had a similar look to Kat. Long black hair, generous breasts with dark nipples and green almond-shaped eyes topped with neatly arched brows. Kat moved closer.
The woman was bent on all fours, and the torso of a dark-skinned man could be made out behind her. He was clutching her hips with curled fingers and was also on his knees. Whatever he was doing had her mouth wide open in a scream of ecstasy crossed with something that looked scarily like agony. Her eyes were wide but glazed, her tongue flat on the base of her mouth, a droplet of sweat perched in the hollow of her neck.
Kat felt a rush of warmth to her pussy. Just looking at the woman's face reminded her of how it had felt when John had fucked her wildly in the shower, when he had shoved his cock up inside her and his fingers into her back side. She beat down a delicious tremble of desire as she read the title of the DVD-Anal Virgin Takes It All. That was her. She was an anal virgin. Did fingers count?
No, she didn't think so. Suddenly, she wanted that DVD. Not to show John what she'd chosen, but she wanted it for herself, to watch, to see what it would be like-the big taboo of sex.
She moved to the bamboo curtain and peered through a gap created by a missing string. John stood at the till, talking to the cashier. She glanced up at the security camera in the corner. It was facing her, but she reckoned it was worth the risk. The sales guy seemed pretty distracted. She walked back over to the DVD and, with lightning speed, dropped it in her bag. Just as John parted the curtain, she stuck out her hand and reached for another DVD.
"Found anything?" he asked lightly.
"No, but clearly you did." She nodded at the bulging brown bag in his hand.
"Yeah, just a few essentials." A half smile tipped his lips. "What's that you've got." He loomed next to her and twisted the DVD she gripped in her hand. "Seven Days and Seven Nights-Bound and Gagged." His mouth broke into a full wattage grin. "Well, if I'd known that was what you wanted, Pussy Cat, I would've been more than happy to oblige." He pushed a finger to his temple as if in deep thought. "In fact, I think I did suggest it."
"You're all talk and no action, John, so just shut up, will you?" Kat couldn't believe the apt title of the DVD she'd grabbed in haste.
"I think we both know that's not true." His eyes glistened, and his voice deepened an octave. "You know full well I can provide the action, you just got to say the word, baby."
Kat slammed the DVD back on the shelf with a clatter. "Let's just get to Oxford Street. That fat sweaty guy gives me the creeps." Escape to the Country - Genre: Ménage á trois
- Rating: Total-e-Melting
- e-Book: Short Story
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-333-3
- Total-E-bound
London life is hard going for Annie and Tim, and despite being in love, they're just not hitting the spot in the bedroom.So, in an attempt to put the steam back into their relationship, Tim whisks Annie to the Cotswolds to visit Matt and Jane his uber-cool, sexually liberal friends from University.As the temperature heats to melting point in the chocolate box cottage so does the sex, and Annie, with the help of her hosts, discovers a variety of hidden carnal desires, not just in herself but also Tim.Who would have thought he'd be into that? Who would have thought 'that' would have her buzzing from head to toe? What the reviewers are saying"This wonderfully written short story has all the right elements a reader comes to expect from a beautiful love story and the talented Ms. Harlem...The sheet action is super hot so don't be surprised when your computer screen melts." - Whipped Cream Reviews"Was it well written? Yes, very. Was it hot? Yes, very-very-very. Did it hold my attention? Yes, in a way I never thought possible...the mark of an excellent author...I can honestly say I will never, ever forget this book. Never. Do I recommend it? Good Lord, yes. Yes, yes, yes!" - Miz Love Loves Books Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:With Jackie O sunglasses perched on the bridge of my nose and a Burberry scarf around my auburn curls, I chucked my suitcase on the back seat of the car and leapt in.
"All set?" Tim asked, cracking a grin my way.
"Absolutely." I rubbed my hands together in excitement and did a little bounce on the seat. "Can't wait."
He revved the engine twice, hard, and the wheels spun off the gravel driveway, catapulting stones at the grimy brick wall of our London flat. We bumped onto the road and our soft-top Mercedes roared up the gears, showing approval at being taken for a decent ride, and Tim, well, Tim looked more than ready to catch some serious speed after being cooped up in his high-rise office all week. This trip away was all he'd talked about since it had been arranged.
"You'll love Matt and Jane, I just know you will," he shouted over the rush of wind when we hit the M40. "We had such a blast together at Uni. They were always up to something, always the ones with the crazy ideas."
I smiled and looked out at the first fields I'd seen in months. He'd told me all this before. "It was kind of them to invite us," I replied. "It's just what we need, long walks in the Cotswolds and lazy pub lunches."
Tim smiled in that crooked way I loved and reached for my hand. He pulled it to his mouth and his dark stubble scratched my palm as he kissed me. "Lots of long lazy everything," he said with a naughty boy wink. "And maybe a few quickies too."
I felt a twist of optimism in my heart. We could do with some free time to re-connect physically. My shift work and his stress levels had left action in the bedroom infrequent and, when it did happen, unsatisfying-for me at least. An escape to the country would do us good, force us into concentrating on what we could give one another instead of just careering along in the rat race, paddling like mad for the next promotion and pay cheque. The Unwholesome Adventures of Harita - Genre: Bollywood/BDSM
- Rating: Total-e-Burning
- e-Book: Novella
- ISBN: 978-0-85715-692-1
- Total-E-bound
Writing Harita's sexy fictional adventures is my closely guarded secret, but when her antics become a reality in my bedroom, can I handle my new husband and his fondness for dominant, copy-cat role play?No one knows it is I, Kamini Singh who writes The Unwholesome Adventures of Harita.The weekly column in Ichchha Magazine has been my secret for many years and penning Harita's wild sexual experiences has been a wonderful release for my frustrated emotions as I've waited for my parents to find me a suitable husband.Now they have - the delectable Damon, and I can barely contain my excitement as our wedding, and wedding night, approaches. Handing myself over to him body and soul is going to be such a treat.So imagine my delighted surprise when my new husband asks for even more than I ever dared hope? And imagine my shock when I realised that Damon had secrets of his own which could please me, satisfy me, and take me on ecstatic journeys which got more and more daring with each adventure Harita enjoyed. Read An Excerpt:[Click here to expand/collapse]EXCERPT:The Unwholesome Adventures of Harita-episode 166:
It has been an eventful weekend in my nocturnal world. Saturday night was my first pole performance at Talin's. The club was overflowing and the air thick with cigarette smoke and the bellow of men's chatter. During my first steps I was nervous, but practicing paid off, my routine went well and I was pleased with the new black suspender belt. It was sexy and risqué when I spun around the pole then belly danced for the front row of the audience.
Madan was, of course, there, sipping a drink chock full of ice, and his seductive, brown eyes never left my body as I danced and writhed, swung and twirled. He'd been keen to see this new craze, this new sizzling dance the girls had been talking about in hushed whispers and rehearsing in secret. I'd been even keener to show him, to perform for him. Just one look from Madan is like a thousand caresses from any other man.
When my erotic performance came to an end, he stood, slammed his drink on the table and stalked to the exit. My heart fluttered, and a lump grew in my belly. Had he not enjoyed watching me coil around the cool, hard steel? I'd caressed it like a lover and been shameless in the way I'd flashed the gusset of my panties to the entire room. I'd even considered doing the routine topless next time, it felt so good, so liberating, to be spinning through the air while everyone watched adoringly.
I headed into the backstage corridor, keen to get to my dressing room. Just as I wrapped my fingers around the door handle to my room, I heard my name called sharply.
"Harita."
I turned, clutching my chest. "Madan! You took me by surprise."
Lily Harlem's BacklistPlease Note - Some of the following links will take you to other publishers websites. Total-e-bound is not responsible for the content of external internet sites.Candy Canes and Coal Dust - Genre Ménage á Quatre/ Seasonal
ISBN 978-1-907280-64-1 - Publisher Total-E-Bound Publishing
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Treble Anthology  - Genre Ménage
ISBN 978-0-85715-700-3 - Publisher Total-E-Bound Publishing
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Shared - Genre Contemporary erotic romance/ménage
ISBN 9781419929045 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Shared Too - Genre Contemporary erotic romance/ménage
ISBN 9781419933035 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Hired - Genre Contemporary erotic romance
ISBN 9781419929793 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Cross-Checked - Genre Contemporary erotic romance
ISBN 9781419933219 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Mattress Music - Genre Contemporary erotic romance
ISBN 9781419928550 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Mirror Music - Genre Contemporary erotic romance
ISBN 9781419931604 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Ménage á Music - Genre Contemporary erotic romance/ménage
ISBN 9781419932212 - Publisher Ellora's Cave
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Enchanted Submission - Genre Fantasy/bdsm/erotic romance
ISBN 9781907016790 - Publisher Xcite
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